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[27 Jul 2003|11:28pm] |
OK so I never post....this is true...but I have some breaking news about the war in Iraq... http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/06/camper.html I hope that everyone hasn't already seen that and if you have I apoligize, Im just a fat guy tryin to get a few laughs every once and a while, and while im at it I mine as well put my new personal ad in here
"Single, white, affluent male starting a savage cult; orders submissive, obedient followers to worship and praise my every move. No shirt, no shoes, no service."
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| Martix Reloaded |
[15 May 2003|12:42am] |
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OK I hit up that first showing of the Matrix Reloaded at 10:00pm on Wednesday May 14th..(for historical purpouses) So heres the deal: I thought it was pretty awsome...some pretty nice fight scenes...crazy ass plot...MUST SEE...I thought the first one was out there this one was worse...I CANT WAIT TILL MATRIX:REVOLUTIONS!!!!!
-Jon
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| THE CODE!(Nick sent me this...kinda funny) |
[12 May 2003|11:18pm] |
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This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be.... The CODE
Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat.
Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.
Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSH1T (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)
If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.
Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with her, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.
Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem. * You didn't see nothin'.
The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiny friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and a topless supermodel delivers it...and it's free.
Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.
Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: "Yeah, baby, push it!" "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!" "Another set and we can hit the showers." "Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"
Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.
Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
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| X2 |
[03 May 2003|07:11pm] |
Wow...saw X2 (X-Men 2) and it was kinda disapointing. I expected everything to be cool, a few new X-Men, and a happy ending...I WAS DISAPOINTED...I won't tell you what happends...but everything is str8 until the end...go see it though, great movie...besides the end.
Jon
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[23 Apr 2003|11:09pm] |
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Wow if you read my last post and you read down...youll c how big of a dick some people are. Im patching planetside..only 11 hrs to go..im kinda excited..WOOOO HOOOO.. ;) . OMG and that kid Chris Lezark called me earlier...and said he was stalking me...almost enough to make me want to shoot myself. Well math hw time...
"Catch ya on the flip side"
<3
Jon
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| Fuck School |
[22 Apr 2003|10:26pm] |
Networking= Waste of my time..fucking 20 hrs spent on that project, and he grades it on a do it or dont...and I bet her gives Josh the grade...
English = Boring and a waste of my time
Math = Decent...but boring...could be better done @ home without all the loosers in my class asking dumb ass questions repeatidly
Seeing as all this sux...I have two solutions...
A. Drop Out
B. Skip School
Seeing as I want a diploma...anyone up for skipping 2morro?
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| ...die |
[21 Apr 2003|08:58pm] |
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OK so I was selected to be a Planetside Beta Tester....they only selected like 11,000 with is a pretty small amount in the big picture. So I've been waitng the entire break for the dics, and they finally came today. Well i was extremely excited. So I install it, and after about a 20 minute install from 3 CDs, it opens up and starts updating. Then it says "estimated update completion time: 2:35am EST" so i thought ok, not TOOO horrible...could be worse...then to the left it says like 90:20:04 remaining...90 fucking hours...wtf...I FLIPPED OUT...so I tell my mom..im like look mom we need dsl...and she says NO i dont want it i like AOL...im so mad at her...so I figure if i bitch enough...im either gunna be mad at her for an extremely long time....or I'll get DSL...either way...im still gunna be pissed that i dont get to play this game...THEN on top of it mr weeeeeyums made my mom join a comittee for the "Networking Students Awards Banquets"...but on account of several major fuckups by whoever within the stupid club...they have absolutly NO MONEY...in fact, if they dont get 75 people @ 10 bucks a pop...they arent having the stupid thing...ALL BECAUSE...why? NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT STUPID CLASS...when are people gunna realise that we dont want to be in there...and lay off with the testing shit...
Networking
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| TATI! |
[04 Apr 2003|11:39am] |
Happy B-DAY girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3
Jon
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| ROFL |
[04 Apr 2003|10:14am] |
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OK last night I get a call from my friend...and he said check out this website:
http://www.braggenrites.com/thefirm.html
So I go and see pictures of cars...and this girl...much to my surprise its Natalie...the girl that used to goto McFatter. So I got a kick outa that. Now in reading Ive got this big project due...Tuesday cuz of that TSA trip...so I have to do that...write my speech, get a marketing campain goin on...and all this other stuff...its a lot to do, and Im behind on the TSA stuff...but WHAT CAN YA DO??...My car goes BOOOOOM now...its kinda cool...but it cost me a fortune =/ thats the only part that sux....well I gotta get to readin.
-Jon
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| Bored as a 2x4 |
[28 Mar 2003|10:16am] |
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Im so "fing" bored. I have nothing to do, and these faggots are playing Iceworld...I HATE THAT MAP...it was all good with inferno, then yayson hada change it to iceworld...i really don't want to be here, I was going to stay home today but I have to take a final in Math...it sux. This song Im listening to isn't wat i wanna jam to either...so im kinda jigity, can't wait for break...Andrew finally got a LJ, and its cool cuz he can post again...happy for him...
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| Fuck |
[08 Mar 2003|09:42pm] |
OK so I finally get over what happend (she called me and I took her)now this shit starts all over again. So she calls and is like can I come over, I say yes and no, my friend had plans to be drinkin ova hear 2nite, so I told her that someone else that was with her (hmmm) would not like that situation. So they say whatever by. THEN the other person calls and bitches me out that I dont want her around...or summin like that...I hung up on her after 10 seconds. Talk about a fucking shitty situation...I had a great day before that though Greg from networking got a new car...so me and him we playing speed racers on the way home...topped out my car at 112Mph, it was really cool, but then this shit happens and kills it...Im seriously starting to rethink my choices in friends...I mean all but 1 person I considered to be a best friend are bailing or bitching or being an ass to me...kinda fucked up....
-Jon
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| Awsome song |
[05 Mar 2003|07:08pm] |
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God that tatu song is awsome, everytime I hear it I think of the video, which I am downloading right now. It is so elite, but its going at like 5 kbps talking like 3hrs to download. Fucking 56k I gotta talk my parents into getting me DSL, cuz that wuld be elite. I got a new celly today, its like that old color one I had but its all clear, shit is choice. And what was up with Mike today he was all like telling andrew to stay away from laura, then he gets all up and talking to her. He talks about her so much, it makes ya think ;-). I feel bad for Andrew tho cuz he finially starts talking to a girl, and we all give him shit, its really gay on our part. However his choice in women is kinda, well for lack of a better word, SHITTY. At any rate im gunna go watch what little of that video I have downloaded!
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| Plannin |
[04 Mar 2003|08:44pm] |
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Ok, I got a new job to goto for my company. It's pretty tight so that means more mulah. And im gettin me some new sunglasses, Maui Jims, my girl T is hookin me Up! They are soooo cool they have no hinges they are titanium alloy, and bend and stuff, and are really cool. Then Ima get me some subs for the back of my car, those are pretty cool make it goo booom!
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| IM BACK!!!! |
[03 Mar 2003|06:24pm] |
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Ok I TOTALLY forgot about LJ, I mean between working and looking like I'm working I really have had my hands full. ALTHOUGH, I don't seem to have anything acomplished for all this work. SO last night this girl Tina (my ex) told me that I had no chance with a girl, and that it wasn't worth my effort to even try. Although I had no past plans to hook up with this specific person, I have redirect all of my efforts to prove her wrong, this is becuase I hate when people tell me that I can't fucking do something. I'll post progress reports!
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| W00t! |
[18 Nov 2002|09:31pm] |
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Id like to thank BB for my new and very sexy icon...THANKS. Over all this past day has been pretty good...except for a boring second half of my day...as usual...god I wish I only had netowrking...cuz the rest of my day basically sux...im gunna post the DANNY STORY NOW...BE PREPARED!
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| Fatties... |
[16 Nov 2002|11:09pm] |
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...Ok so someone pointed out to me that I don't ever post when Im happy...lol where HAHA here it is...Im rather happy and Im working on the NO-SO-PUSSY-ME plan...yup just wait ima be a iced out pllaya ballin outa control very soon...jus wait
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| Tides a changin |
[15 Nov 2002|10:42pm] |
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...Alright everyone is pissing me off...seriously I feel really fucking pissed off right now...Its time for a change...2morro b4 the party at doms ima go hit the gym for like 4 hrs...bright and early...then in about a month Ima do summin ive been meaning to do since 9th grade but have been too pussy to do...don't ask what it is cuz when it happends Im sure it will get around...no matter what the end result is...you kno you think people are your friends..but then when you need something, they cant do SHIT for you...like I need a CD from Justin...and hes like no come fix my computer first...you know...WTF...I told him fuck you its my CD...GOD some kids are real fucking faggots...so this all leads into me being a pussy...but this is all changing...right now...Im done with it all...Im only doing shit for the ppl who give a shit...who do shit for me...like my homeboys Jourdan and Andr0x...Its the people like Justin who only call me when they need something...and danm most people are like that...no more rides becuase im a nice guy...fuck that...ud better catch me in a good mood and have gas money...except for my boys, they get to ride for free...and then certain teachers are ghey giveing us shit about manipulating the weak minded..not our fault they are dumb...well c yall around
~jon
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| Teachers R GHEY |
[12 Nov 2002|06:46pm] |
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OK Im gone for like a week I get back and my history teacher who will remain nameless decides to be a cock and tell me that I have to have this book...well I dont have it so he gives me a 0...so Imm all like WTF...So I just bought the book and Ima go like rub it in his face...lol and it also has come to my attention that I need a gf...sitting at home 1/3rd of the weekend just isnt going to cut it...its BULLSHIT...so now its CHICA HUNTIN TIME!!!!!!...Let the games begin
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| TRIP! |
[10 Nov 2002|11:35pm] |
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Still waiting for the pictures from the trip from jourdan...they were so funny...lol we told the fat kid danny that there was a pool on the roof...and he belived us! LOL everyone there was laughing at him...then he knocked a cooler over and flooded like the whole floor of the room...he is so fat...well I guess thats it for now
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